December 11th: The couple will attend the screening of David Attenborough’s NaturalHistoryMuseum Alive 3D film. The Duke and Duchess will attend a reception with film’s producers, meet Sir David and watch the film. Kate is patron of the National History Museum, London.
Thing is I don’t even think they’re french.
1. This is not your party
2. Everyone’s pissed off cause seriously who likes flying on airplanes… I know I don’t
3. I totally appreciate you wanting to make me feel like I’m in france already but I’d really like it better if you just brought me some croissants
4. Stop staring at me, you freaks. I’m looking at you cause you’re a reh-tard, not because I think you’re hot
Don’t worry guys. I’ll be on the plane soon. No more drunken ramblings. For now.