These guys are playing this sort of typical french music
Thing is I don’t even think they’re french.
1. This is not your party
2. Everyone’s pissed off cause seriously who likes flying on airplanes… I know I don’t
3. I totally appreciate you wanting to make me feel like I’m in france already but I’d really like it better if you just brought me some croissants
4. Stop staring at me, you freaks. I’m looking at you cause you’re a reh-tard, not because I think you’re hot
Don’t worry guys. I’ll be on the plane soon. No more drunken ramblings. For now.